
Captain Potato Panic
Pan Brawler. Playable from the start.
Free on Android · Horde survival
Dr. Gravybrain's Life Sauce leaked into aisle zero and the groceries woke up angry. Grab a frying pan, pick a hero with a pulse and a best-before date, and hold the line against everything on the shelves. Combat is automatic — your job is to survive the shopping list.
Available now on Android. More platforms coming.
Why you will lose an evening to this
Your hero swings on their own. You choose where to stand, when to run, and which upgrade turns a bad run into a legend.
Every hero is a piece of food with opinions. Different starting weapons, different playstyles, very different last words.
Stack upgrades between waves until the screen is more damage numbers than supermarket.
They are not smart. There are simply an enormous number of them, and they are extremely committed.
Designed mobile-first. Short runs, instant restarts, no tutorial that lasts longer than the game.
The Flavor Reactor, the Life Sauce and one scientist who should have taken the afternoon off.
Meet the roster

Pan Brawler. Playable from the start.

Crit Savage. Unlocked as you progress.

Tank Bruiser. Unlocked as you progress.

Toxic Controller. Unlocked as you progress.

Durable Hardcore Berserker. Unlocked as you progress.

Time-Control Demolitionist. Unlocked as you progress.
Everything is a weapon if you are brave enough

Close melee control. Close AoE bonk, knockback.

Swarm clear. Swarm coverage.

Knockback + poison. Knockback, poison, control.

Basic ranged. Reliable early ranged damage.

High damage single target. Heavy single-target damage.

Close burst. Strong close cone burst.
The shopping list is coming for you

Walks straight at you and does not reconsider.

Part of the horde that fills the aisle.

Part of the horde that fills the aisle.

Attacks from range rather than closing in.

Walks straight at you and does not reconsider.

Walks straight at you and does not reconsider.
From the development aisle

Where the campaign goes, level by level, and why the last one never ends.

Every perk you can be offered between waves, what it does and how many times you can take it.

All eleven weapons, with the job each one does and the trade it asks you to accept.
Changelog
Community
Share runs, argue about the best starting weapon and report the bugs we have not found yet.
Aisle zero is open
Free to play. No tutorial longer than the game. Bring a frying pan.